me: Josh, what’s in that Cool Whip container in the back of our fridge?
Josh: (upon opening) Disgusting. It looks like little smokies. When did we have those?
me: I’m not sure, but they can’t be older than Thanksgiving. We cleaned everything out, remember?
(pause)
Josh: JD, it’s March.
Welcome to my world.
Remember festering meat water?
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The last three words there are where horror stories begin.
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Welcome to my world. Remember festering meat water?
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